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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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gnarly:

this movie keeps me young

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

 

 

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twenty-one-hotties:

ohsaratopia:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world

I love this so much

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souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

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teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

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helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

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iamthejohnno:

have-you-seen-my-haggis:

fillingnegativespace:

therainartist:

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THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY

This is perfection…

This is brilliant!

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