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  • *on a date*
  • me: *pulls out clipboard*
  • me: age?
  • date:
  • date:
  • date: uh... 18
  • me: ok. check. got any kids?
  • date: no
  • me: check. club penguin username?
  • date: what's that?
  • me: *drops clipboard*
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pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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weeaboops:

links-butt:

steviesomethin:

Link - No Limit

Please watch this video

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO

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freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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steve-blogs:

the-bromantic-era:

Maggie Smith forever.

I saw this and thought ‘oh no she hasn’t died, has she?”

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professor-maple-mod:

forceguardian:

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croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

:(

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amroyounes:

How about some love for a good police officer?

Officer Gaetano Acerra

Responded to a call where a 13 year old boy didnt want to live in his home anymore. He found out that the family couldnt afford a bed or much else for the teen.

So he bought him one. A big queen sized one.

He also bought him a Tv and someone donated a Wii, so now they play whenever Officer Gaetano Acerra has a chance

He also plans to get him a dresser, mirror, and a hamper. Among other things he needs but cannot afford.

People. They’re not ALWAYS a bunch of bastards.

http://www.wsmv.com/story/25459694/police-officer-goes-above-and-beyond-for-sumter-teen

The corruption needs to go.
This guy can stay.

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Actually, U2 isn’t that bad :/ I’m not as mad/bothered as everyone seems to be.

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ledazzledude:

That one U2 fan with an iphone be like:

yey free U2 Album

the rest of the world with iphones be like

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